Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
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what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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