I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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