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i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
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Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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