do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
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It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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