I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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