I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
the day after is always just damage control
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
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Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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