Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
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Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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