erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
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No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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