I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
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When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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