why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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