I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
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hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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