Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
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I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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