..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
