Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
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Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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