Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
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you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
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We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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