OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
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It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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