I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
My pussy is not your playground.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
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Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize