Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
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Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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