How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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