I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
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i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
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He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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