Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
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How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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