It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
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And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
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You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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