i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
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Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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