i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
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i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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