Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.