fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
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friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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