I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
ttyl tear gas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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