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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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