we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
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I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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