Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
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Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
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I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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