In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
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On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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