and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
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So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
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No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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