Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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