So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
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I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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