omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
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my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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