hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
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Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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