Sponge bath it is.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
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i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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