very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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