p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
