Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
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like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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