She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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