Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
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dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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