porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
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You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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