Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
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Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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