do you believe in love at first sight?
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Don't EVER smell your tampon
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
NoShamevember. You game?
How does one acquire holy water?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.