After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
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should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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