Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
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Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
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he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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