I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
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Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
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Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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