I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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