I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
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FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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